From: The Rising, Part 2
FORD: Gateship One ready to go.
SHEPPARD: Gateship One? For a little puddle jumper like this?
FORD: It's a ship that goes through the Gate; Gateship.
SHEPPARD: Oh no, no, no, that's all wrong.
FORD: McKay thought it was cool.
SHEPPARD: Oh, OK. Well, it's official -- you don't get to name anything. Ever. Flight, this is ... Puddle Jumper. We're go for launch.

From: Hide and Seek
SHEPPARD: Did you see that?!
WEIR: Yes! What the ...?
(As they all look over the balcony, McKay jumps up from the floor, raising his hands and smiling.)
McKAY: I'm fine!
(He has a small device on his chest. It is glowing green. Sheppard grins down at him and heads for the stairs. Weir and Grodin do likewise and they all run down to join McKay.)
McKAY: Look, Beckett's gene therapy worked. I was able to activate this. It's a, uh, personal shield: acts like a protective skin; and it must have inertial dampening properties too, because I didn't feel a thing. Watch this. (He turns to Grodin.) Hit me.
(Without hesitation, Grodin throws a punch at McKay's face. A green force shield appears in front of McKay's face and Grodin's fist impacts it.)
GRODIN: Ow, God!
(He cradles his injured hand as Athosian children standing nearby laugh.)
McKAY: You didn't have to swing so hard, (Sheppard grins) and notice he didn't even hesitate.
WEIR: I'm still trying to understand how you thought it was a good idea to test this device by having someone throw you off a balcony.
McKAY (smiling): Oh, believe me, that's not the first thing we tried.
(Sheppard grins and turns to Weir.)
SHEPPARD (proudly): I shot him. (Weir stares at him incredulously. Sheppard's smile fades a little.) In the leg!
(McKay grins and holds his arms out to the sides.)
McKAY: I'm invulnerable!
WEIR: Aren't you the one who's always spouting off about how proper and careful scientific procedure must be adhered to?
McKAY (in a sing-song voice): Invulnerable.

From: The Hive
NEERA: You have fought the Wraith before?
SHEPPARD: Lots of times. Won some battles; lost some. War's not over by a long shot, but we're managing to hold our own.
NEERA: And the clowns?
SHEPPARD: The clowns?? Oh, yeah, the clowns. We fight them too -- entire armies, spilling out of Volkswagons. We do our best to fight them off, but they keep sending 'em in!

From: Intruder
SHEPPARD: Two arms, ten fingers...I'll check the rest later.

From: Pegasus Project [Stargate SG1]
WEIR: John, do you think you could spare Rodney from your team?
SHEPPARD: Hell, you can keep him.
MITCHELL: Nice.

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